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Indefensible opinions, ranked by how many people they annoyed.

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Emberlyn@emberlyn Hot Take· Aug 4, 2026
SHon Album Study Hall
6.5

Lo-fi isn't music, it's a scented candle

I said what I said. Beautiful, useful, everywhere — and I could not hum you a single melody from it at gunpoint. Fight me in the reviews.

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loud_listener@loudl Hot Take· Jul 22, 2026
NIon Album Nocturnes in Grey
9.5

A string quartet made my favorite record of the year

I came for the pop and the rap and somehow the thing I can't stop playing is eight nocturnes for strings. Let this be your sign to branch out.

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contrarian_cal@ccal Hot Take· Jul 31, 2026
TBon Artist The Brass Meridian
7.0

The best guitar band going, and it's not close

Everyone's chasing bedroom-pop and here are four guys writing actual anthems. In ten years we'll realize Ironwood was the album of the decade.

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Jordan Vale@jvale Hot Take· Aug 8, 2026
KOon Artist Kodiak
8.7

Kodiak is a better producer than rapper (and he's a great rapper)

The beats on Goldsmith would carry a lesser artist to a classic on their own. Imagine what he does when he gives one to someone else.

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vinyl_villain@vvillain Hot Take· Aug 5, 2026
SBon Album Signal Bloom
8.0

Electro-pop is the new sad-girl folk

The most emotionally honest songwriting right now is happening at 128 BPM with a four-on-the-floor kick. Nova Kestrel proves it.

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